f13nds:

j6:

can someone find that gif of that singer on stage and then it looks like they pooped out a canned chicken

image

(via thatonegreenguy)

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

(via senoritapizza)

lordbape:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179


omg was the no pants intentional

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

A classic.

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via god-serling)

❝ A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
— Caitlin Stasey  (via alilnugget)

(Source: mysharona1987, via uoa)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via heartofhallie)

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about them because of that dream?

(Source: date, via versteur)