artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via hecatepothos)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via s0-very)

nbcparksandrec:

Put on your dancing shoes — we’ve got your first peek at the Season 6 gag reel! 

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

(via marshmalley)

disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

(via gnarly)

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via gnarly)

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

(via guy)

awwww-cute:

He was pretty damn proud